all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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