My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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