dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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