just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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