I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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