Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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