the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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