Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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