yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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