We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i believe in u and ur pee
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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