It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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