we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
No...this little piggys going to the bar
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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