I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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