I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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