No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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