Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
