I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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