Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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