its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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