my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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