Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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