This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I look better un-naked...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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