Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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