so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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