she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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