my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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