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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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