hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Screwed.edu
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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