so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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