If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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