I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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