The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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