i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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