so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I don't deserve a penis
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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