Pregnant stripper...not hot.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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