Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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