So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
