ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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