Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
