tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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