she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We are all done wearing pants today
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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