So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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