i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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