You're completely useless in the revolution.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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