Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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