If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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