okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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