didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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