So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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