quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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