Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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