WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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